How to take leave


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I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave
to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a
days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ? I told her that
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was
and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
doing ?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You're mad - take a few days

I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
are you going?"

(You're going to love this!)


She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!"