Never lie to Little Girls!

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A warning to all men....... :D

NEVER LIE TO LITTLE GIRLS

There was a guy sunbathing in the nude.He saw a little girl coming
toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the
newspaper?" Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl
walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in
hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.
The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this
little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the
next thing I know is I'm here. The police went to the beach,
found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked
fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was
playing with his bird and it spat on me, so I broke its neck,
cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire!!!"
 
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