Zachary Disease....

(Hope you like this one).....

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she
had not had a date, nor any sex, in quite sometime.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her Doctor recommended a Dr. Chang.

She went to see Dr. Chang and, upon entering the
examination room, he said,

"Ok, take off all your crose" "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." She does.

Dr. Chang then said, "Ok now crawl reery fass to me."

So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Zachary Disease, worse
case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman said, "What is Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Zachary rike your ass."

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