women drivers

**claire**

Super Moderator
#1
Just got this sent to me.... :D


This morning while driving to work, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Car doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!

:D

*loving big jim & the twins!!*

 
#2
:D :D :D

Go on Claire Bear.

A typical example of how men CANNOT multi task successfully!

(Awaiting some sort of comeback from Merlin any minute!) lol
 
#3
Oonie said:
:D :D :D

Go on Claire Bear.

A typical example of how men CANNOT multi task successfully!

(Awaiting some sort of comeback from Merlin any minute!) lol
WHO WROTE WINDOWS? MEN!

(mmmm touche!)
 
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