Friday's joke

#1
Little Margaret was not the best student in Sunday school.
She usually slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
napping. "Tell me, Margaret, who created the universe?

When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her,
took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Margaret
and
the Nun said, "Very Good" and Margaret fell back asleep.

A while later the Nun asked Margaret "Who is our Lord and
Savior?" Margaret didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again little
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ !" shouted > Margaret and the Nun said "Very good!" Margaret fell back asleep.

Then the Nun asked Margaret a third question. "What did Eve
say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again Johnny came to
the rescue. This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted. :D
 
#3
Excellent

Excellent Una Where Do Ya Get Them If I Had The Time I Could Post Sum Of The Ones I Have But Every Time I Do It Gets Busy. Your Jokes Cheer Even The Evilist Of People

Sue
 
#5
Well I aim to entertain and please :D

28 days and counting.............I am about to burst out of my kulots in excitment. I cannot bloody wait.
 
#8
Yipeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes Jen But We Have To Wait 35 Days Ah But Una Will Let Us Know What To Bring Weather Wise Hopefully Only Bikinis So We Will Only Have To Bring A Carry On Bag
Una More Jokes Hun


Sue
 
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