Husband Superstore

I know Merlin is just going to love this one!!!

Husband Super Store

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a

husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men

increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to

choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back

down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some


First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The

women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a

job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are

extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder

what's further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good

looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the

women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they


Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love

kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a

strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must

be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to

prove that women are f*cking impossible to please. The exit is to your

left, we hope you fall down the stairs." :D :D


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Hahahah I enjoyed that one the most so far. Flippin' great Una, And so true..we are impossible to please, we are never satisfied ha ha.

:D :D :D :D
Oonie said:
I know Merlin is just going to love this one!!!Husband Super Store
If only the Liberal Party and Charles Kennedy adopted the same strategy!

I have been saying this for years Oonie!

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