New speed traps in the UK (on topic)

#1
This is apparently true!


Man was late for work one day and was tanking it along the motorway at about 80mph.

As he drove under a bridge he spotted a police car a bit too late and was zapped by a cop with a radar gun.

The police chase him and waved him down, here is the conversation that took place:

Policeman: "my, my, what's the hurry sonny?"

jim: "I was late for my work, so I had to speed"

Policeman: "what's so special about your work that you have to speed then?"

jim: "well I'm a rectum stretcher"

Policeman: "a what? you taking the piss sonny?"

jim: "no honest, what I do is I get one finger and insert it in the rectum, then two fingers, then three, finally the hands fits in. Once that's done I then fit in the other hand and stretch the rectum until it is 6 foot wide"

Policeman: "6 foot? what on earth do you do with a 6 foot arsehole?"

jim: "well, we give him a radar gun and sit him behind a bridge in a police car!"

Magistrate fine: £95
court costs: £45
look on policeman's face: priceless. :D
 

**claire**

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#3
i was reading that thinking ..Rectom stretcher..http://iamtravelr.com/images/icons/icon11.gif NICE job!!


good ending .. I bet he was pleased to pay that fine!! :D
 
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