for the girls...

**claire**

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#1


15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of
Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

 
#7
**claire** said:
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.



:D:D Great Kez, especially those 2!!! :D:D
 
#8
I have a great book full of things like that, its called "Women are from Venus, Men are from Hell". Its class, any of you read it?
 
#9
Shannon said:
I have a great book full of things like that, its called "Women are from Venus, Men are from Hell". Its class, any of you read it?
By whom?? Sounds so familiar... English/Irish writer, or maybe not...?
 
#15
That was funny Sue! :p

:box: he he, i sense anger, frustration, annoyance and a strong need to hurt a male of the species coming from Sue Cassidy from Dublin!

Men beware :nf02:
 
#17
Shannon said:
That was funny Sue! :p

:box: he he, i sense anger, frustration, annoyance and a strong need to hurt a male of the species coming from Sue Cassidy from Dublin!

Men beware :nf02:

Merlin sends Sue 200 tonnes of chocolates by cargo

(She knows where I live!):doh:
 
#18
awwwwww

AWWWWWW YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP BUT I MEAN IT


MEN IN ALL FORMS AND SIZES PREPARE TO BE THROTTLED THIS WEEK END AND
I AIN T JOKIN
CHOCOLATE LEE I DONT THINK SO ITS MORE LIKE PROZAC I NEED



SUE:doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh:
 
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