20 reasons why...

**claire**

Super Moderator
#1
a girl should call it a night.....


1.You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.

2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest dance move around!!!

3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you honestly believe that you could do it too.

4.In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.

5.You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on eating it.

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6.You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.

7.There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.

8.You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

9.The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.

10.The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11.Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotic .

12.You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.


13.You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka.

14.You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15.You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."

16.You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

17.You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing)

19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button flypants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.

20.You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.

Sound familiar to anyone!!! :confused:




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#3
**claire** said:
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest dance move around!!![/font]
I always thought I looked amazing when I was doing the above...!!!! Sounds like my mum.... god bless...
 
#4
awwwwwwww u just read me like a book claire that is totally me after a night on the town or in bar street im always telling everyone i love them and i always say dont take this the wrong way but lol and the fighting and lily savage ones sound a lot like me too lol :doh:
 
#7
Eh Hello

OMG EH HELLO CLAIRE HOW THE HELL DID YA GET A HOLD OF MY DIARY GOD I AM MORTIFIED NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT MY WEEK END ARE LIKE:eek: :eek: :eek:


SUE
 
#11
Yep

Maybe We Should Get A Self Help Group Together Between The Lot Of Us But Who The Hell Would We Get To Hold The Meetings Is Their Anyone Out There Thats Normal?????????????




Help We Need Help
 
#15
No

OH CHERRY I SUPPOSE WHAT I MUST DO AND IS ALL PART OF THE RECOVERY PROCESS IS TO ADMIT THAT I HAVE THESE PROBLEMS
HELLO FORUM MY NAME IS SUSAN AND I AM MAD

whispers to cherry(no its bloody brilliant yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa way to go and theres no cure yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




SUE
 
#16
(goes in2 the next room and high 5's sue).......... let the cok deli live on............. basur vars rule

(BACK 2 THE MAIN ROOM)
MY NAME IS CHERRY AND I 2 HAVE A PROBLEM........ THANK YOU 4 LISTENIN
 
#17
Yes

YES HELLO TO ALL OUR FELLOW (lunatics) SUPPORTERS
WE MYSELF AND CHERRY ARE HERE TO SAY THAT WE HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM(madness) LIFE'S TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS(going on the pi**)HAS MADE OUR LIFE A LIVING HELL(eh not its fandabbydozey) AND WE STAND HERE BeFORE YOU PENITANT(ask me la la) AND ASK THAT YOU HELP US THROUGH OUR TIME OF STRIFE(do yas want to go on the rip as well)

I HAND YOU OVER TO CHERRY MY FOND FRIEND(cok deli cuckoo madser)




sue:D :D
 
#18
(whispers 2 sue..... strife?? i though alf stewart was the only person 2 say that)
STANDS UP STRAIGHT..... AHUMMMM
OUR FELLOW FRIENDS (bokkers)
THANK YOU FOR UR SUPPORT ON THIS MATTER (free drink)
DO NOT BE ALARMED.... FOR WE ARE WORKIN ON A CURE AS WE SPEAK (yeah right)
UNTILL THEN WE WILL NEED 2 TAKEALL THE DRINK, FAGS AND SEXY GUYS WITH US 2 PERVENT INFECTION OF THE COK DELI BUG (f*ckin party on sue)
MAY GOD BE WITH YE ALL.......
 
#19
Bir Sey Degil

Tequila said:
Ahha girl pls letme know when and where u ll be drunk again i wanna watch u:p
BIR SEY DEGIL TEQUILA 5 EFES FOR ME 5 FOR CHERRY AND YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH OUR MANAGER VIVA THERE IS A BIT OF A QUEUE


CHEERS BIG EARS
SUE
 
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