Top 10 funniest chat up lines off the Turks!!!

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#1
1. darling are you tired youve been running through my mind all day
2. nice legs what time do they open!!!shocking!!!
3. are u real???
4. oh my god you are so beauiful your breaking my heart!!!
5. would you like to see my stamp collection lady???
6. i will miss you like i would miss water in a desert!!!
7. come with me i will show you some turkish delight!!
8. you look like jennifer lopez!!!yeah right!!!
9. how many camels can i buy u for???
10. baby girl i can see your nipples!!!rude!!!
 
#5
" i had a problem at my job today, i dont have money for paying drinks @ bar street tonite. Ill stay at home. Do u want to go with me?"
ha ha ha ha
2. nice legs what time do they open!!!>>> did someone really tell u that? omg!
 
#6
someone actually once shouted at me "baby are u a spice girl coz i want to make u a mama" laughed all the way down the street!
doncha just love em?!!!
 
#7
I used to say that
Can I show you something you have never seen before ?(JOKINGLY OF COURSE)-
but nice legs what time do they open is the best ....
 
#10
thats ones been sed to me a few times but not a gorgeous handsome starnger it was a fat man of about 50 who said it to me in the bazzare!!! iv also had the spice girl ones which are a bit outdated worst one was when they called my mum princess diana!!!
 
#11
-You broke my heart (because I didn't talk to him :D )
-I'm here for 1 month now and I still don't have any friends... do you want to be my girlfirend? :huh:
-(he talked to me in turkish saying he would like to get to know me, I answered in german saying I don't want to and he shouted to his friends:) Oh no! She's a tourist! What shall I do now?? :lmao:
 
#13
andy said:
they do come up strange ones like, i had the one bout no friends do u wanna be my girl for 2 weeks.
Yeah i had it 2! do u wanna be my girlfriend for all ur holidays? dont worry ill be faithful durin all this time (too hard, guy!)
 
#19
yea croushy that one bout the kissing is so true. you get it so much when you walk through the shops. When me and my mate went shoppin i had someone who liked to walk me down the street trying to get a kiss it was so funny. And my mate got dragged into one shop at one stage its funny like.
 
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