check this out!!how to tell if your turkish!!

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Hahahaha that is funny!!!!! Alot of those points are true with the Turkish people i know and have met.

Have you seen the ''How to tell if you're English'' I'm guilty of 90% on that list :D


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kusadasigirl69 said:
no where is dat one???

You Know You're English When...

  • Only in England...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    Only in England... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

    Only in England... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in England... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

    Only in England... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    Only in England... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.


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kusadasigirl69 said:
lol!!!!the thing is its all true!!!
Hahaha i know!!!! :D

There's one for 'British' aswell..

You Know You're British When...

  • You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday day is also entirely reasonable.

    You're always a half an hour late to work ... no-one notices or cares.

    Coming to work with a hangover is entirely accepted and indeed expected at least once a week.

    You can actually give directions to some of those annoying tourists in Oxford Street!

    You step over a drunk in the tube station rather than offering to help them.

    You don't even bother looking out of the window when you get up in the morning to check what the day is like. You know it is overcast.

    You consider a suit to be normal attire for the pub.

    You expect men to actually cut, comb and style their hair (using hair products). And to wear decent clothes.

    You dissolve in laughter when listening to the funny accent of the Aussie international telephone operator (or on TV!).

    You think £40 for a haircut is quite reasonable.

    You can't remember what 'customer service' means.

    After a big night out you find yourself looking for a Curry house

    More than three hours sunlight on summer days seems excessive.

    You don't think twice about tipping your hairdresser

    You finish every sentence with 'Cheers' or 'Yeah'.

    You only just realise you have lost your sunnies, you left them in Greece 2 summers ago.

    You like English cuisine. I mean, it's hard to beat a full English breakfast.

    You are on to your 6th umbrella and your second overcoat... this year

    You've bought a disposable baby BBQ from Tesco.

    A day at the beach means wearing the warmest clothes you own while standing on golf ball-size pebbles and the thought of swimming doesn't even enter your head.

    You always call soccer football and you have a team and it's not Manchester United.

    You don't think twice about buying a packaged sandwich.

    A sunny lunchtime means searching for a patch of grass and stripping off practically down to your underwear

    You've accepted queuing as a way of life.

    You believe that every American is a fatass addicted to hamburgers and hotdogs.

    You despise the French (but then, who doesn't?).

    You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Britan.

All our stereotypes are true!!!!!!!!!
*You might have committed most of the sins in the book, but you can proudly announce that you've never eaten pork. You fail to understand how foreigners can eat it.

*You live in a secular country but you believe in God, and of course you are Muslim-- nominally. This means that you might fast during Ramadan yet still have no qualms about consuming alcohol the other 11 months. You'd still go to Heaven though, because God forgives.
Guilty (boy am I....)

*You put salt in your food before you taste it.

*You probably own the latest model cellular telephone-- even if you don't really need one
... and Guilty :eek: :doh:

*Your country has never been conquered by a foreign nation. Your are proud of the heroic past of your people. Time after time, Turks have saved their country from the barbaric foreigners


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You don't think much about the UK. They produce pop music and football hooligans. Our Royal House shows how things should be done. Their Royal House shows how things shouldn't be done.
Yeah, gotta luv the dutch :doh:


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Bilge said:
Maxima is waaaaaay hotter dan C. Parker Bowles!!!! We did a better job on that one!
Oh my god, without a doubt!!

Maxima is soooooo pretty and such a nice person. C.P.Bowles looks like shes been buried 60 years and then dug up.
Bilge said:
Di was gorgeous... and the only HUMANE person in that entire family! I say: Down With The Crown!!! All together... Not a fan of Monarchy

Carmella said:
Hmmmm i would still go for prince willy :p
Hahaha, you Googled that!!! Bad picture... did you see his wife? Marilene? Beautiful...

PS: Sorry for double posting (twice already today) accidentaly hit quote in stead of edit!!!!
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