Politically Correct Terms for Women

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She Is Not HORNY - She Is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She Is Not A SCREAMER Or MOANER - She Is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She Is Not CONCEITED - She Is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.
She Is Not EASY - She Is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She Is Not A BLEACHED BLONDE - She Is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She Does Not GET YOU EXCITED - She Causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT
She Is Not A BAD COOK - She Is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.
She Is Not HALF NAKED - She Is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.
She Does Not Wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She Is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.
She Does Not Want To Be MARRIED - She Wants To Lock You In DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.
She Does Not GAIN WEIGHT - She Is A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.
She Does Not TEASE Or FLIRT - She Engages In ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She Is Not DUMB - She Is A DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She Is Not KINKY - She Is A NON-INHIBITED SEXUAL COMPANION.
She Is Not TOO SKINNY - She Is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.
She Does Not HAVE A MOUSTACHE - She Is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.
She Does Not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS - She Is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.
She Has Not BEEN AROUND - She Is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She Does Not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She Commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.
She Is Not A SLUT - She Is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She Does Not Have A KILLER BODY - She Is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She Does Not GO SHOPPING - She Is MALL FLUENT.
She Is Not An AIRHEAD - She Is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She Does Not Get DRUNK Or TIPSY - She Gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She Does Not Get FAT Or CHUBBY - She Achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.
She Is Not COLD Or FRIGID - She Is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.
She Does Not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She Has Reached COSMETIC SATURATION.
She Does Not Have BREAST IMPLANTS - She Is GRAVITY RESISTANT.
She Does Not NAG YOU - She Becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She Is Not LOOSE - She Is MORALLY IMPAIRED.
She Does Not Have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She Is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She Does Not Have THIN LIPS - She Is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT.

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#5
Shannon said:
No probs hon, we all need a laugh every now and then :D

And right you are !! Iám slowly getting depresed here in Holland, am in some bad need of sunshine !! :cool: thx for sharing shannon !