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3 men who are in prison for 50 years there are english,scottish,irish. so the warden say to all 3 men say what do you want something you like for 50 yrs in jail.so first one is english say i would like have a woman. okay put her in with him for 50 yrs. the next one is scottish say i would like 1000 case of bells whiskey okay put the cases of whiskey in the jail. the irish say i would like thousands of cigerettes okay puts boxes of thousand of cigerettee in the jail so 50 yrs later the warden open the door to see the english with woman and say wow he got 50 childrens wow they free. then the scottish one was heavy drunk for 50 yrs and smell awful they free and finally the warden open the jail door and he was really shock because the irish say i havent used the cigerette for 50 yrs the warden say why the irish say you forgot to give BOXES OF MATCHES ha ha !!!!