MJ's Favorite Things

Mella

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Smilina said:
Hahaha, good one Mell!!! :D Just tell me... was there supposed to be any sound?? :confused: 'cause, there wasn't any on my pc..
Yeah lol there is meant to be sound! It's ''him'' singing his favorite things. You have to get your 'pootah fixed because until you have heard this song - you haven't lived!!!!!! :p

Haha that's really gross. When we were kids we always got told ''Don't pick your nose otherwise your brain will fall out'' That's obviously what happened to Bush.

w***ker!!!!!
 

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I can't get it out of my head now, though!!

I have been walking round all day going ''grabbing my crotch while I stand there and singgg, these are a few of my favorite thingssssss'' No wonder I keep getting wierd looks. :eek:
 
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Carmella said:
Yeah lol there is meant to be sound! It's ''him'' singing his favorite things. You have to get your 'pootah fixed because until you have heard this song - you haven't lived!!!!!! :p
Thanx Mell, that's really comforting! :confused:
 

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#14
Talking of broken computers. I just got this funny email about stupid people...

True Computer Help Line Stories:
  • Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his
    computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of
    trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was
    trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the
    monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

  • Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his
    keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up
    his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a
    day, then removing all the keys and washing them
    individually.

  • A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was
    enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and
    an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad
    command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken
    personally.

  • True phone Conversation from a Novell NetWire SysOp:

    Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

    Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

    Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within
    my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

    Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

    Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

    Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's
    because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional,
    at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it
    have any trademark on it?"

    Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything
    about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the
    Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand
    it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM
    drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive!

  • A lady called us with a problem she was having with
    her new computer:

    "Something's wrong with the Internet thing, it doesn't work."

    "What does the computer say?"

    "Well, it just told me that the program had performed an 'illegal operation' and that it was going to be shut down." She started crying ''When are the police are going to come and shut down my
    computer?"

:D
 

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Ah, I am too Shan. I have been to see him in concert - He was AMAZING. But he is doomed now so we way as well laugh about it :p :eek: :D
 
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