A few quizzes

#3
:confused: that takes ages dont it i cant qualify as one n i didnt read the instruction so i didnt know what to do hehe

What kind of beast are you?

im a unicorn
You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in modern times. Unicorns are pure and incorruptible. In China, unicorns symbolized gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some poachers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prized possession, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when separated from the unicorn's body, the magic was significantly reduced. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spiraling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color.


Ooh and im soooooo happy my dads fiance has just given birth to my lil sister Lauren (9lbs so shes a lil heavy hehe) hehe im a big sis 4 the 8th time lol xxxx



What am I ?

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This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.



What am I???????

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is

None other than your very own..........









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.....toothbrush.........

What were you thinking?



You pervert!
 

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#4
x0x_JoAnNe_x0x said:
:Ooh and im soooooo happy my dads fiance has just given birth to my lil sister Lauren (9lbs so shes a lil heavy hehe) hehe im a big sis 4 the 8th time lol xxxx
Congratulations!!!!!

Joey that's great :) !!! Aw I would so love to have a baby sister!
 
#6
x0x_JoAnNe_x0x said:
Ooh and im soooooo happy my dads fiance has just given birth to my lil sister Lauren (9lbs so shes a lil heavy hehe) hehe im a big sis 4 the 8th time lol xxxx
WOOOW!!! CONGRATULATIONS HUN!!!!

U MUST BE VERY PROUD!! That's great!!!

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What Mythical Beast Best Represents You?
Your Result:
GRIFFIN

A formidable creature half lion and half eagle, the griffin is said to be one thousand times stronger than any lion and five thousand times as farsighted as an eagle. Humans find themselves unable to lie while in a Griffin's presence. The griffin is also said to be fierce and untamed. It was a protector against evil and people often wore talismans of a griffin's claw to protect them from demons. Griffins were often used as transport for the gods. They were also reputed to swoop down from the mountains on occasion and pick up goats and small horses and bring them back to their nests for their young.
 
#7
Congrats, Big sis!!

In medieval Europe, dragons were considered mostly evil and a generally bad omen. Christianity linked the dragon with Satan because of the dragon's snake-like appearance. However, to the Orient cultures the dragon was a symbol of wisdom and royalty. It was a benign animal and the fifth creature of the Chinese zodiac. It resided over the east and the sunrise. It was also said to bring rain and the springtime. The dragon is interesting because it combines all four elements: air, earth, fire, and water. It could fly, had the horns of a ox, breathed fire, and resided over the moon.
 
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