Punctuation.......

#1
A COLLEGE professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation....powerful tool ;)
 
#2
allah

ALLAH YARDIM ET MERLIN=GOD HELP ME MERLIN. I WASNT ON THE FORUM SO WELCOME COK DELI ARKADASIM.
BUT THAT SAYING IS LIKE

COK KUCUK BAHA BUYUGU=ITS TOO SMALL DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BIGGER

APOLOGIES IF MY TURKISH IS COK BERBAT=VERY BAD
BUT WHAT CAN WE PUT BESIDE YOUR NAME
DIKKAT MUDUR KIZLARDIN UZAK TUTUNAZ= DANGER MANAGER KEEP OUT OF REACH OF GIRLS
I KNOW SOME OF THIS IS WRONG BUT I AM DOING THE BEST I CAN FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME. BY THE WAY LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU IN MAY IN THE PALM APARTMENTS(KUSTOR) ALSO DOES THE DOLMUS GO TO IT I SEEM TO REMEMBER THAT WRITTEN ON THE DOLMUS. OR IS IT NEAR LONG BEACH?
ANYWAY
GUNAYDIN AND GORUSMEK UZERE INSALLAH COK DELI ARKADASIM= GOOD MORNING AND SEE YA SOON GOD WILLING MY MAD FRIEND

SUE FROM DUBLIN:p
 
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