things woman NEVER say!!

#1
Things women just don't say.....


Do you think this dress makes me look too slim.
You take me out too much, can't we just stay in.
A fake one will do.
You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob.
Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
My mother is a real old *****.
No, No, you buy me too much already.
Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it.
What headache?
Put your money away, let me buy the round.
You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
Bar food again?? Kick ass!!
I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.
Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.
It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly!
 
#2
And........

Why do you think I married a Turkish girl!

he he he - prob gonna get a slap if the missus ever learns enough English and reads this!

Kewl Post - Had me thinking about a few ex girlfriends!

Positive Karma Geliyor!
 
#6
And.... How to keep a woman Happy!

It's really not difficult...
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
01. a friend
02. a companion
03. a lover
04. a brother
05. a father
06. a master
07. a chef
08. an electrician
09. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. LOVE CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE SPREAD!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. BUY HER CHOCOLATE REGULARLY
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention,
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. UNDERSTAND HER CHOCOLATE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* EASTER! (CHOCOLATE)

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
01. Feed him
02. Shag him
03. AND STOP BUYING ****IN CHOCOLATE!

Ha Ha - Ben Cok Usta! (I am an expert)
 

Mella

Administrator
Staff member
Blogger
#10
Hahahaha OOps! I intended to say ''Yes..Don't forget chocolate!'' :eek:

Really thinking now that a Turkish - English section is an effin' good idea.....
 

**claire**

Super Moderator
#11
yasak ...forbidden unutmak ..to forget

you could be right ..forbidden to forget chocolate!!! :)

or yapma unutmak cikolata :confused: or is it the other way roun??? Cikolata yapma Unutmak??

To hard to hard!!!! :doh:
 
#13
Hopefully

I think the correct way would be just

unutma cikolata

The noun would be unutamak - not to forget

while unutma - Dont forget
 
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