A Prayer For The Girls

Dear Lord before I lay down 2 sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
One whos handsome, smart and strong
One whos willy is thick and long

Oh send me a man that makes love to my mind
Just knows what to say when I ask "how bigs my behind".

And as I kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the w a n k e r you sent me instead.