Male/Female Dictionary

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car’s hood.
Male......The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male......Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.......Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male...... Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
 
#2
That is sooo true !! lol :D

I once read the book Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.....It's full of that sort of stuff !! Our brains are just very VERY different !! :neener:
 

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#3
Ha Ha that's class...

There's a few other's.. Like erm..

Arse:
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: The organ of mooning.(and farting).

Taste:
Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out.

Wants And Needs:
Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
Male: Food, sex and beer.

Lesbian:
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

men, eh! :cool:
 
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You are so so bad!

New avatar?


Carmella said:
Ha Ha that's class...

There's a few other's.. Like erm..

Arse:
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: The organ of mooning.(and farting).

Taste:
Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
Male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out.

Wants And Needs:
Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
Male: Food, sex and beer.

Lesbian:
female: A woman who makes love to other women.
male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really turned on.

men, eh! :cool:
 

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Lol Don't blame me, I didn't make them up.

Not a new avatar, well new for you but old pic of me.
 

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I think not Chezabell..

Not as sexy as you with that Turkish policebike. Ha ha ha ha I have showed everyone that pic. Muwhahaha

*imperial march x 100*
 

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A few people that were asking after ya hehe :D

I showed Lewis and he went 'mmm' and I was like 'Oi Excuse me! ya cheeky git!' ha ha
 
#10
ha ha really..... lol bok a doodle do......
promise me one thing mella bella promise me ull never let go................................(my heart will go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn)
 

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Neaaaaaar, basur var, wherever you areeeee, I believe that my got will bok onnnnnnnnn.

It's been awhile since we made sweeeeeet music (and poetry) ahahah
 
#12
ahhhh it feels so good
far across my ass cheeks......... theres no spaces between them.... no how will my bokkkkkkkkkkkk go onnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 
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